Fuckin' hell. God I hate this building. I need a damn generator or something.

[There's a faint meow in the background] Yeah, in a minute! Jeez.

Power's out. Was out when I got back today. This better be because of some blackout because otherwise I am going to go into the owner's home and force him to turn it back on ( Read more... )

[The first thing you can hear is nothing. Just... silence, suffocatingly thick. Then after a minute or so of that is a thick breath, and a snarl.]

They didn't.... They wouldn't!

[There's a loud BANG as his fist hits the desk.]

I don't care what sort of damn fucking feed there is, I am not going to believe it ( Read more... )

[The recording starts out with a strange metallic clunk; Bass speaks a moment later, although he's a bit distant and has to shout a little to be heard by the computer.]

Valentine's Day. PAH!

[There's another clink and a clatter; he's obviously tinkering with something.]

I detest the holidays, period, but the only one I might hate more than ( Read more... )

Dammiiiiiit, I hate the viruses. I hate THIS virus. I want my robot body back. Having to actually eat to survive is stupid, and I don't like being hungry. It ain't a pleasant experience. At least Treble was able to find me some fucking food.

I can't WAIT until this stupid goddamn virus is over. I can't shake a feeling of impending doom, ( Read more... )

*there's a static-like sound, then a hacking cough interspersed with spat out curse words. When it finally stops, the static continues; when a person speaks, it's revealed that the sound is actually the backdrop of their voice, rather than a problem with the comptuer's audio system*oKAy i THinK I'm aLMoSt aLRighT noW. At leaST I'M SPeakINg FuCKing ( Read more... )

*there was a sound like the end of glass shattering and liquid splashing, and an error sound from a computer ( Read more... )